step by step

I was on a client call earlier today.

My project lead was leading the call

And I was like man,

 I wish I could be this confident about this shit

But the thing is

I can do this shit

So why I am telling myself I can't do this shit

If you don't know how to tackle a problem

You have to break it down into steps

Which I think is my problem with writing

I'm like ooooh I want to write a story

A story about parakeet and jaguar

And the jaguar is bad at math

His catculations are off

And the parakeet is either being a bitch

Or not

I haven't nailed down the tension

BUT

Everything is like a video game

You have to have goals to move you to different places.

So you go quest and shit.

And there's always all these stupid side quests

Like going to talk to some stupid guy all across town

So you can find the stupid ladle

And make the soup for the guy 

who's sick now

but will magically feel better as soon as he has the ladle

and then you win the magical comb to give to the goblin

ANYWAY

today I learned that I need to break things up in steps

Like in sequential order

Like in a business process diagram

With the swimlanes and lines and shapes

Yeah that one

And then that's how I can write my stories

NEW MOMENT

Also nintendo turns 135 today

did you know those motherfuckers started doing cards first

YEAH CARD

And in the 70s they failed at a bunch of shit

Like vaccum cleaners

And took a chance with video game consoles

and here we are today

so I need to be like nintendo

and try a bunch of random shit

and then maybe someday I'll be seen

as the crazy old lady I want to be seen

I want to be like Tress MacNeille's voice

But look cross of Genkai from Yu Yu Hakusho and Edward and Alphonse's fighting teacher

Like super bad ass bitch who's hot but a total troll

But a troll in a good way

ok I have a meeting in 5 minutes

until next time, meow