Wednesday, September 13, 2023

cat indoctrination

I figured out the reason why I like cats again

I forgot

Kinda like when I forget the definitions of big words

like uhhhh

disingenuous

I knew what that word meant 2 schools ago

ANYWAY

I was browsing my instagram archives

I do it to remind myself

That my life doesn't suck

And I found this picture of a venn diagram

And it's two interlapping circles

And left circle says Being an Asshole

And the right circle says Being a soft cuddly fluff

And in the middle it's a cat

And after reviewing this gif image

My brain did that light bulb thing

Kinda like when you self diagnose yourself on webmd

I AM an asshole...

And I AM soft cuddly fluff....

AM I BECOMING A CAT?

Has my landlord's cat been indoctrinating me?

Is my personality being groomed by Kitkat?





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